USB drive
Září 3rd, 2010 
Nekorektni Questions
Srpen 24th, 2010 Nekorektni TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
WikiLeaks
Srpen 10th, 2010 Nekorektni 
Nedávno organizace WikiLeaks zveřejnila utajované zprávy americké armády z Afghánistánu. Za vším stojí Julian Assange, který WikiLeaks založil. Kdo to vůbec je? Mojžíš elektronického věku, Robin Hood on-line, ale možná jen nezodpovědný dareba z kyberprostoru.
Zastavit ho chce Pentagon, vroubky má však i u vlád a velkých koncernů, jež připravil o jejich tajemství. Ale podobně to má rozlité i u mormonů a zvláště u scientologické církve, protože odhalil její tajné manuály. A taky u herce Wesleyho Snipese, když zveřejnil jeho daňová přiznání, z nichž vyplynuly obrovské finanční úniky.
Více na Technet.Idnes.cz
God Hinting At Retirement
Červenec 19th, 2010 Nekorektni 
THE HEAVENS—At a press conference Tuesday, God Almighty, our Lord and Heavenly Father, gave his strongest indication yet that he might soon step down from his post as the supreme ruler of all things.
Following a routine address during which God confirmed the recent extinction of several thousand species, the Divine Creator fielded questions regarding rumors of his possible retirement.
„I’ve been at this a long time,“ said God, ∞, the all-knowing, all-powerful being who has presided over the cosmos since forming it from sheer nothingness nearly 14 billion years ago. „And the truth is, this was never something I planned on doing forever. Lately, in fact, I’ve begun to wonder if I should move on sooner rather than later.“
More at: Onion.com
13 Things a Burglar Won’t Tell You
Červenec 2nd, 2010 Nekorektni 
1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.
2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.
More at BSPCN.com
21 Secrets to Save on Travel
Červen 29th, 2010 Nekorektni 
